COPY IS…
Turning Basic Into Binge-worthy, One Sexy Sales Funnel At A Time…
OUR APPROACH
We Take The Real Deal Holy-Feels That Make Your Sales Calls, Your Lives, Your Products, and Your Webinars Irresistible – And Sprinkle That Sh*t On Every Lick Of Copy So That You Can Spend Time Doing The Things That Fire You Up. Get Out Of The Copy, Content, And Comms Hamster Wheel (Or Being The Pellet Stopping It From Turning) – Without Having To Babysit A Team Of Freelancers, Hire A Gazillion Dollar Marketing Team, Or Wonder If Someone Will Ever “Really Get Your Whole Vibe And Voice.”
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It’s Sell O’Clock Somewhere!
Grab your copy, your big sexy offer, your ideas (BIG or smol) and a drank (tea or tequila).
Let’s be real. You’ve been staring at the Google doc for 45 minutes.
Okay, you write something for 15 mins then scroll for 20 mins.
(It’s called balance ami right?!?)
Get thirsty. Get bored. WOOP… that match kicked in.
And *POOF!* all that motivation + focus gone.
Me: Can we get even realer!?
You: YES YOU CAN!
This didn’t just happen today.
This has been happening for days. Weeks even?!
(Dare I say months?)
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. WE ALL HAD BIG DREAMS FOR 2025.
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IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. WE ALL HAD BIG DREAMS FOR 2025. 💖
Instead of wasting two days, going cross-eyed scrolling through ghosted course modules + swipe files, what you need is...
A second pair of eyes (and a second brain) you can call on without feeling icky or fearing being judged for not having your shit together.
And def not another mastermind where the call time is smack in the middle of every client call EVER.
YOU. JUST. NEED. SOMEONE. TO. TELL. YOU. WHAT TO DO. WHERE TO DO IT. WHAT TO SPICE UP. AND HOW TO DO IT.
What you need is a 60-minute chat with your new biz BFF (me, I’m biz BFF ) to solve your copy + messaging + get ur $$$ flowing STAT!!!
INTRODUCING
HAPPY COPY HOUR
In Just 60 Minutes, Receive The Copy Therapy Session You Need To Put You On The Fast Track To Bizness Success
Here’s what you get in ONE SESSION:
LIVE copy coaching but better. You + I hop on Google Meets. I wave my copy wand (legit) over any existing website or copy.
Don't got copy? No problem! Let's brainstorm a stunna framework, funnel or sales page outline.
After our 60 minute flow session you'll get a recorded playback + searchable transcripts of live edits, suggestions & next steps + the confidence to turn your talk into buyer walk -- toward the checkout. Like a copywriting course created just for you and your bizness!
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"The biggest thing you helped me think more about, that I didn't think about at all were my content pillars. I had a list of all these awesome ideas but not sure how or if they fit a journey. Like what are people getting from this, these products, this content, right? Not just, it's cool, but what is the transformation, and why. Which is huge! Because until our chat I wasn’t quite sure how'd I introduce a new product or any product. Now it’s like duh!"
- Nisha Dent
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"In one afternoon, Christina added the dose of personality and clarity that was missing from the sales page for my updated offer. What I spent weeks refining (or hate-writing), second-guessing, and shying away from... Christina took to ready-to-share and sell! Now, I've got a page I'm proud of. One that showcases the amazing offer I've got going on and for the first time I'm sharing more of ME! I'm using bits of the copy everywhere I can because it's helped me to be more confident to show up as myself."
- Sara Vartanian
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"I was already like, OK, I'm gonna update my website. And then once I started telling you about my offer you were like, maybe we should just do a sales page. Instead of wasting all my energy and $$$ on a low vibe website, I knew exactly what I wanted to want to say. I just didn't know how I can put it on on paper. “Christina help me!” And we got the Sales Page out, up and reworked in 48 hours."
- Nicola Moors
SOUNDS GOODIE?
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SOUNDS GOODIE? 😌
Your Hype And Happy Copy Hour Investment:
One 60 Minute Session
Plus FREE Recording + Searchable Transcript
Plus FREE Access to the #QCTC Workshop
Pay in Full: $249
THE DEAL IS UNREAL
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THE DEAL IS UNREAL 😮
Questions your smart & savvy, but unhappy
peers asked us before they said –
“OH GOD, YES PLS!” to Happy Copy Hour
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Good question. Here’s a little taste of what we can make work in an hour. Choose your adventure from one of…
Get your sales page or opt-in once (or twice) over-ed with LIVE edit commentary + comments built for swoon worthy copy.
Werk out a mini step-by-step launch plan (aka roadmap) for your next masterclass, membership, or course so you can secure the bag asap.
Zhush up a few of your batched emails and nurture sequence subject lines for sick open rates and effortless engagement.
Spilling all the tea on an offer you’re thinking up and brainstorming all the angles, market fit, and validation content + engagement you need to get that puppy to sell itself.
Nailing the eff out of your brand voice + tone (yes in an hour) by getting the skinny on how to write like you speak + nailing your audience’s love language.
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I can’t rewrite your whole website (you’d go here for that)
I can’t guarantee you a 6-figure launch (and anyone who does — you should RUN!)
I can’t watch yo’ kids (I can’t get myself to stay still on Zoom)
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QUICK COPY THAT CONVERTS: THE STAY READY METHOD WORKSHOP
In 60 minutes you'll learn... (pre-recorder and lifetime access)
The Ride or Buy Framework: My proven 3-part formula for copy that converts (even if you're "not a writer")
The "So What?" Test:
How to ensure every line of your copy passes this critical test (and what to do if it doesn't)
The Rapid Writing Method:
How I write website and email copy in half the time it takes most folks (perfect for busy entrepreneurs)
The 5 Essential Copy-Oxidants
of high-converting website copy (and the DIY template you can use anytime)
The biggest copywriting mistakes
I see entrepreneurs making (and how to avoid them)
BONUS: Stay Ready Site Scorecard
This is NOT just theory. You'll walk away with practical frameworks and templates you can implement ASAP!
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No copy? No problem. We can chat about your offer, your ideal customer, some ideas for podcast pitches or guest posts. We can nail down a basic outline of a landing page — but we’d likely only get to one maybe two of those things. See the “what we can accomplish” bit above for what we can (and can’t) do in the first Q.
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Great question. It comes down to 3 things: Value + Peace + Commitment.
The value of my time, and yup, your time too.
I wanted to make getting you a HUGE ROI with as little time + money commitment as I could. My day rates start in the 4-figures. My retainers in the 5-figures. This offer makes getting your genius + message tight; out into the world and quick AF.
The peace of mind that comes from knowing that YOU now know what your copy needs…. and having an awesome and totally doable plan to get it done? PRICELESS
The commitment I have to giving you as much as I can to help you achieve your goal is siick. Also it’s about the commitment you have in yourself to execute that sh*t. So yeah, you spend an hour or so on the call but I spend another 75 minutes making sure you’re HOOKED UP!
WHICH “STAY READY” SPICE GIRL ARE YOU?
What’s it gonna take for some real, deal ROI on delegating your most procrastinated sales copy? Funny you should ask. I popped in a 00's style Cosmo-esque quiz below to help you figure it all out.
Take the quiz and shimmy your way toward the Stay Ready Ritual that’ll take you from Burnout City to $250K a Month Baddie Town? (or spoiler alert: scroll to the end for a delulu skip to da results)
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