Your Launch Copy Doesn't Have to Sound Basic or Borefest
(If You Let Us Write It)
Introducing The Launch Ready Package - Where Master Mimics & Market Detectives Meet To Find and Sprinkle That Unbasic Brand Voice of Yours EVERYWHERE!
We see you over there -- brilliant offer loaded and ready to disrupt your industry. But the words just aren't flowing from your mouth to the page *face palm*
Maybe you're fresh outta launch copy angles after relying on the same ol' played-out ones for too long. Or perhaps writing simply just isn’t your cup of genius, and that's perfectly okay!
Either way, you're short on time and fresh out of fucks ideas. You want the freedom to launch and scale without being shackled to your desk cranking out endless eff’n copy.
That's where we come in, boo.
The Solution: With our Launch Ready Package, you get a whole launch's worth of sizzling hot copy that sounds like it flowed straight from your brilliant, quirky mind. Sales pages, email sequences, social captions - we've got all the assets covered to fill those digital or IRL rooms and checkout lines.
But we go wayyy beyond basic launch copy by truly embodying your vibe:
- 90-Minute "Copy Tawk" Discovery Sesh to download your unique voice DNA
- Full product demos, subscriber audits, competitor tea - no stone unturned
- Custom wireframes and lickable design mockups for a premium experience
- Dedicated brand copywriter who mimics your voice like a (very respectful) deepfake
- Look Back At It Check-In to debrief on what slapped and how to up-level next time
Here's What You'll Get:
All the Launch Copy Bells & Whistles Done in 4 Weeks or LESS!
- (1) "Gimme That!" Sales Page (includes wireframes GDoc & mock-up for instant ROI-fication)
- (10) "Pre-Sale Like 'Yonce" Pre-launch Emails
- (10) "As Good As Live" Launch Emails
- (4) Post-launch Perfection Email Sequence (for all the what, why, how tea on peeps buying behaves)
- (1) Copy Tawk Session - 90 min kick-off call to get all the juicy offer and audience tea it takes to keep your brand voice shine on point and the sales message turn heads
- (1) Look Back At It Check-in Call - 90 min Retrospective call to see what worked, what could've worked better, and what to AMP up for the next launch
+ BONUS 10 Day IG Post & Story Campaign Copy & Captions (which you can just as easily repurpose into LinkedIn Posts or Podcast Scripts and Ads)
Hear From a Born Unicorn Who Ditched DIY Copy:
"You are my person. I adore you and I'm so grateful for your creativity and smarts. My [landing page] converts at 18% and it's because of your incredible copy. Thank you so damn much." - Dallas Travers
Look, you've spent years honing your brilliant, singular brand voice and becoming the disruptor your clients crave. Why waste hours mangling it into basic-as-hell copy?
With our Launch Ready Package, you can finally untether from the endless create-implement loop. Breathe a luxurious sigh of relief as we take that heavy lifting off your hands.
In just four short weeks, you'll have an entire high-converting launch campaign ready to...
- Enroll new clients/members/buyers on autopilot
- Scale revenue without scaling workload
- Enjoy more freedom and flexibility in your bizness
Don't take our word for it - those unreal conversions and fawning testimonials speak for themselves.
Here's How It Works:
1) We kick it off real intimate-like with a Copy Tawk to download your unique voice, wild stories, and trailblazing offers into our transcriber and onto our Tea Board.
2) Then our elite squad of copywriting mimics, UX designers, and sales anarchists go full forensic scientist on your brand - studying your language, audience, and sales flow to a T.
3) Using our Type-A, fool proof, Launch Ready like lightening project board, in 4 weeks, you got a complete high-converting launch campaign in your hands, crafted to convert loyalists into buyers on autopilot.
Enough recovering from launch burnout, boo. Time to experience that freedom and revenue you been working so damn hard for.
Your Move, Love:
This ultra-premium Launch Ready Package is an extremely limited offering. We only take on 5 clients per quarter to serve you best.
*Slide into the cart* with a $2,000 deposit today to claim your spot. Then kick backup and relax into 5 easy payments of $2k while we get to werk.
In 30 days, you'll have a complete, high-converting launch funnel ready to go - without lifting another finger, boo.
Time to live that ease and rev you've been dreaming of. Double-tap that button below to get started!
Questions your smart & savvy, but stretched waaaay to thin, peers asked us before they said –
“OH GOD, YES PLS!” to Launch Ready
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That’s totally an asset we can create for you along the way – but no we don’t need one to get started. We’ll show you how our clients leverage our Quarterly Reset & Review framework for figuring out what they need now, ongoing, and in the near future. But listen, your voice and vibe exists in the tons of content and copy that already exists. Even if you think its crap or played out. It’s also waiting in the wild west of the internet and the voice of future and past customers. We’ll take what resonates and feels authentic to your brand and ditch the rest.
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Each client has a copywriter and delivery assistant tied to them, you also get a dedicated Asana Production Workspace, Content Calendar & Tracker, Resource Dashboard and Flex Request Brief Form. Not to mention the weekly calls (one 60 min call for Strategy and three optional 30 min team collab / co-work sessions) to get and give all the feedback, strategy, insights and updates we need to keep the copy train moving. Assign ‘em to your graphic designer, marketing manager or OBM to Collab calls and keep the Strategy calls on your calendar to make sure everyone gets what they need. We’ll give you sneak peek on the call.
I’ve worked with C-Suite level executives my whole life – from my time as an EA to COO’S and CEO’s at the BIG 5 financial firms to E-Commerce, to the Coaching industry – we don’t play with deadlines and we’re hella professional. Creatives are not aloof. And systems, operation people can be creative. Call it a gift. Call it PTSD. Whatever the catalyst, we're a team that can do both. And if that’s ever the case we have multiple feedback loops in place. Cuz if you Stay Ready… you ain’t gotta get ready (to get fired LOL).
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That’s awesome! What else do you wish they could be doing? How much time do you spend editing their content and copy? How’s it performing? If your answers are: anything else, more than 2 hours, and no clue – then let’s give them other things to do. Maybe they can help delegate some of that stuff on your behalf, maybe they're better suited for some other tasks or projects they can help you execute on. If you love working with them and they do decent work KEEP em. We’d love to work alongside them. The Free 30 Stay Ready Road Map call is a great place to start and figure those answers out.
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Yes and no… we’ve been known to pitch in where we can. But no it’s not an explicit offer with the service. We do however provide pretty true to life wireframe documents and include mock-ups wherever asset design is necessary to optimize conversions and delivery times. We also include the graphic design turn-around time in our delivery time and recommend adding all creatives who influence, need to be informed, and contribute to the asset to be added to production boards. We do ask that you or your team provide brand design elements and graphics via shareable Canva design link for easy copy and spec fixes so there's no delivery delays due to typos or misalignments. We’ll show you what we mean on you Free 30 Stay Ready Road Map call